Hey, we’re the City of Coronado and we allow fires all over the beach! Come on out with your BBQ even. And hey, it doesn’t matter how messy you get or how much trash you leave behind, or how much ash and nails from your fires permanently will ruin the beautiful quality of the natural sand, we just want you to come out to the beach!
We’ve got our priorities so on target that we now want to see about building a concrete bike path on the beach so more people will be able to access the beach with more BBQs and fires all up and down the beach, and invite more commercial activity on the beach too so we can make more money!
We’re all about visitors in this City so come on out! Take a look at our promotional video below here of how clean we keep the beach. Heck we even don’t enforce any of our ordinances just so you can enjoy the beach with reckless abandon even more!
This is not a message from the City of Coronado, it is a sarcastic spoof on the reality of things. And please watch the video, it is serious.
